Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Michelle Bombshell McGee drops bomb, Jesse blindsides Sandra

Unfortunately, Sandra, Jesse James doesn't have your back.

Unfortunately, Sandra, Michelle Bombshell McGee saw an opportunity to ride your Oscar coat tails, got in touch with her conscious and spilled her guts to In Touch.

Wait a second! This has nothing to do with consciousness.

LICK IT UP, GIRL! THAT'S A GOOD GIRL!

Enjoy the spike in your website traffic and enjoy the reality show you will get out of this. Karma will not allow you to fully enjoy your 15 minutes, even if your lack of conscious does.

Jesse James carried on with Ms. Bombshell for the eleven months Sandra Bullock was bringing home the bacon and filming "The Blind Side" According to the In Touch article, Jesse spit some weak game about how he and Sandra were separated, getting divorced, etc.


You decide... weak game? Or bitter mistress scorned? I'm sure we'll get every possible play-by-play, angle, etc. over the next few weeks... until another scandal breaks out. I think the only person who benefits from this is Tiger Woods.

Michelle Bombshell McGee, welcome to your fifteen minutes... the clock is ticking!