Hollywood wouldn't be HOLLYWOOD without a summertime Mel Gibson drunken rant caught on tape and broadcast to the world.
In any dysfunctional relationship either party knows how to push buttons and get results. It's even easier when your partner is 1) chemically imbalanced and 2) deals with said imbalance with alcohol and/or drugs.
STEP 1: Plant the seed... any seed... just get your guy to doubt himself.
Alcoholics tend to follow patterns when they drink. You can see it in their eyes. Once the seed is planted, you can pretty much set your watch to when they will be three sheets to the wind.
STEP 2: Just wait by the phone... when it rings... push record. Because ice water courses through your veins, make sure you completely take advantage of his drunken state by calmly running down your checklist of sure fire shit to say that will get a reaction.
STEP 3: Smile, 'cause as his rants escalate, you can taste the money you will extort from him.
STEP 4: Threaten him that you will leak the recordings to TMZ unless he "keeps his agreement" with you.
STEP 5: Actually leak a couple of the recordings to RadarOnline.com just to show him who's boss.
STEP 6: Cross your fingers that William Morris Endeavor agency doesn't drop him, because he'll have nothing to lose then.
OOPS... they DID drop him, his career (and his money pipeline) is over... and the L.A. County Sheriff is investigating you for extortion... ouch... that's a felony.
Oksana *note to self* extortion really only works when someone has something to lose...
