Old Spice... NEW STAR! 15 minutes ALERT

If you haven't seen it yet, you can here... The Man Your Man Could Smell Like

The actor, Isaiah Mustafa, did hundreds of takes from start to finish over a three day shoot. Who is Isaiah Mustafa???

He played in the NFL from 1997 to 2000 for four different teams. (Tennessee Titans, Oakland Raiders, Cleveland Browns and Seattle Seahawks).

For the Browns he earned $62,000. This commercial campaign? High six figures. Exposure? Priceless.

Welcome to your 15 minutes, Isaiah, the clock is ticking!

Ray J Reunion Show • The Good, The Bad & the downright UGLY!

The Good • Mz. Berry
Mz. Berry, sorry for your loss, but can't say I didn't warn you of what pain 15 minutes of fame can bring. Maybe if you actually opened your eyes (and ears; apparently Mz. Berry chose not to watch the show while hanging in the green room) you wouldn't have been so blind sided.

Turns out, since Mz. Berry was crowned as having the most love for the nonreciprocating Ray J, she hasn't seen him in 5 months. HOWEVER, when asked to see a show of hands from the contestants who didn't win, half of them HAVE either seen or been in contact with the sociopath (aka Brandi's lil' bro)... if that ain't the writing on the wall with the impact of a Shepard Fairey snipe, I don't know what is. Snoop Dogg even said you were not the woman for him... perhaps that's because you are actually a woman.

The Bad • Jaguar
Wow, so I thought at one point, when Ray J was pushing his face on Jaguar's tit like a baby needing a breast milk fix, I actually thought he was going to pull out a ring from one of the show's jewelery sponsors and propose... WTF?!?! Very strange indeed... considering Mz. Berry was back stage at this point, oh yeah, she wasn't watching the show... but we all thought she was. The exchange was about as weird as Tom Cruise's Oprah appearance.

The Downright UGLY!!! • Cocktail
And then, the show took an ugly turn when Cocktail showed up. Complete with more *bleeps* than actual words and a Maury Povich run of shame back stage. Basically, Cocktail called Ray J out on the fact that he is NOT a one woman man (I had no idea) and in a bizarre twist tried to console Mz. Berry, who, after all the crying she did on the actual show, didn't shed one tear... maybe it was a symptom of shock. As Ray J stormed off stage, Cocktail followed him, professing her love for him in between SOBS and *bleeps*.

Soon Ray J's body guards were surrounding him like he was Obama and Mz. Berry actually took on a maternal role and comforted the distraught Cocktail. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned...

*whew*

Can't wait to see what Joel McHale, from The Soup, has to say about this!

Michael Vick "The Michael Vick Project" on BET

I feel you Michael Vick...

You pay your debt to society and still can't catch a break. According to heated responses to "The Michael Vick Project" on BET, people would rather see you nailed to a cross with rusty nails, instead of actually shining a light on the fact that you learned from your mistakes.

It astonishes me how the masses are so willing to build someone up and subconsciously salivate at the opportunity to tear 'em down. Spousal abusers (i.e. Michael Madsen) or sex addicted sociopaths (i.e. Charlie Sheen) are given more leniency in the public "I hate you" court.

For the record... Michael Vick has paid is debt to society. He served time in jail and lost millions. Do I in any way support what he did with the dog fights? No... as a dog owner, I was quite appalled. However, I think everyone should have the opportunity to re-present themselves... which he is doing.

You can catch the show on BET.

The American Kennel Club, IAMS or NAPBTA should make Michael Vick their spokesperson. Who better to shine a light on the needs of our best friends than a reformed dog owner?

Michael Vick... welcome to your second round of 15 minutes!

CONGRATULATIONS Connie Deveaux (aka Mz. Berry) on winning "For the Love of Ray J"

What did you actually win? Do you think love is something one can actually win?

Mz. Berry competed against a bunch of other women (er, girls) for the attention of Ray J, who has been riding his sister's (Brandy Norwood) 15 minutes for 14min 59secs.

He pondered on many occasions whether or not Mz. Berry would be able to handle his gallivanting lifestyle. Well, Mz. Berry, now you get to find out.

Better find a good therapist for you and your baggage (er, kids)...

Your 15 minutes has now officially begun...