The Good • Mz. Berry
Mz. Berry, sorry for your loss, but can't say I didn't warn you of what pain 15 minutes of fame can bring. Maybe if you actually opened your eyes (and ears; apparently Mz. Berry chose not to watch the show while hanging in the green room) you wouldn't have been so blind sided.
Turns out, since Mz. Berry was crowned as having the most love for the nonreciprocating Ray J, she hasn't seen him in 5 months. HOWEVER, when asked to see a show of hands from the contestants who didn't win, half of them HAVE either seen or been in contact with the sociopath (aka Brandi's lil' bro)... if that ain't the writing on the wall with the impact of a Shepard Fairey snipe, I don't know what is. Snoop Dogg even said you were not the woman for him... perhaps that's because you are actually a woman.
The Bad • Jaguar
Wow, so I thought at one point, when Ray J was pushing his face on Jaguar's tit like a baby needing a breast milk fix, I actually thought he was going to pull out a ring from one of the show's jewelery sponsors and propose... WTF?!?! Very strange indeed... considering Mz. Berry was back stage at this point, oh yeah, she wasn't watching the show... but we all thought she was. The exchange was about as weird as Tom Cruise's Oprah appearance.
The Downright UGLY!!! • Cocktail
And then, the show took an ugly turn when Cocktail showed up. Complete with more *bleeps* than actual words and a Maury Povich run of shame back stage. Basically, Cocktail called Ray J out on the fact that he is NOT a one woman man (I had no idea) and in a bizarre twist tried to console Mz. Berry, who, after all the crying she did on the actual show, didn't shed one tear... maybe it was a symptom of shock. As Ray J stormed off stage, Cocktail followed him, professing her love for him in between SOBS and *bleeps*.
Soon Ray J's body guards were surrounding him like he was Obama and Mz. Berry actually took on a maternal role and comforted the distraught Cocktail. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned...
*whew*
Can't wait to see what Joel McHale, from The Soup, has to say about this!
Mz. Berry, sorry for your loss, but can't say I didn't warn you of what pain 15 minutes of fame can bring. Maybe if you actually opened your eyes (and ears; apparently Mz. Berry chose not to watch the show while hanging in the green room) you wouldn't have been so blind sided.
Turns out, since Mz. Berry was crowned as having the most love for the nonreciprocating Ray J, she hasn't seen him in 5 months. HOWEVER, when asked to see a show of hands from the contestants who didn't win, half of them HAVE either seen or been in contact with the sociopath (aka Brandi's lil' bro)... if that ain't the writing on the wall with the impact of a Shepard Fairey snipe, I don't know what is. Snoop Dogg even said you were not the woman for him... perhaps that's because you are actually a woman.
The Bad • Jaguar
Wow, so I thought at one point, when Ray J was pushing his face on Jaguar's tit like a baby needing a breast milk fix, I actually thought he was going to pull out a ring from one of the show's jewelery sponsors and propose... WTF?!?! Very strange indeed... considering Mz. Berry was back stage at this point, oh yeah, she wasn't watching the show... but we all thought she was. The exchange was about as weird as Tom Cruise's Oprah appearance.
The Downright UGLY!!! • Cocktail
And then, the show took an ugly turn when Cocktail showed up. Complete with more *bleeps* than actual words and a Maury Povich run of shame back stage. Basically, Cocktail called Ray J out on the fact that he is NOT a one woman man (I had no idea) and in a bizarre twist tried to console Mz. Berry, who, after all the crying she did on the actual show, didn't shed one tear... maybe it was a symptom of shock. As Ray J stormed off stage, Cocktail followed him, professing her love for him in between SOBS and *bleeps*.
Soon Ray J's body guards were surrounding him like he was Obama and Mz. Berry actually took on a maternal role and comforted the distraught Cocktail. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned...
*whew*
Can't wait to see what Joel McHale, from The Soup, has to say about this!
I know I'm a couple months late with this, but no self-respecting woman would be caught dead on a show like For the Love of Ray-J. It's the modern harem. Get it together ladies!
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